I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? What if Lydias in my head right now? What are you talking about. Sayonara. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. Eh, it was worth a shot. DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. We couldve been such a great team. BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! Fine, you wanna be together? BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? Its like a nursing home for sad cats. Hi there. Goes to the door. BEETLEJUICE: No. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. It's not about that. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Every bit of it. Having lost her. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. We invisibles have to stick together! I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. Does this couch make me look dead? And so do I! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! OO! DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Knock three times. ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! And I want everyone here to know it. Can you believe that? Very good energy. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Barbara! Scott Brown GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. Im on your side, and I always will be. frowns at the MUSIC. ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) One big dark room. (MOVERS move in furniture.) But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . Now rise, and be released from death! Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! She scratches that out. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. 1."I am alone. My names not Otho! It sayswe should draw a door. BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. And then, spring the trap. Alone. BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! And you dont exist. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Whatd you do!? So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! Hes here! Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Delia! Here goes nothing. Im gonna need some help! The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . Call 9-1-1! Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. This book is dangerous! And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Why is Ohio so powerful?! Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. So goodbye . We cant hide this anymore. ADAM: I know! Lydia: I am alone. Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Like these weirdos. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) AHHH! Keep it away from your sensitive parts. JUNO: YOU! AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" CHARLES: Damnit! LYDIA: What? ADAM: Woah. ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). Mr. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? That never happens. (Smokes.) You and me, were not that different. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. And yet, I worry. BARBARA: Adam! It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. (a beat.) Do not be afraid. I have a chance to see her again, please! Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! We are father, daughter, and Delia. Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. Charles! YES! "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! Theyre queens! Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Alright. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Ive learned a lot. (more chase.) Welcome, welcome, welcome! See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Hey, I get it! LYDIA: The ghosts! Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. OTHO: (offstage.) Its not a real marriage. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! You are like ice! All you gotta do is say my name. Do the research! Video Examples. You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? The man next to me is the one I want. Thats the problem! I sense your touch. BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! I have something to say. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" BARBARA: But were invisible. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. What am I doing? Mom? LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Lydia: No! DELIA: And that is depressing. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! Anthony King Well, I should probably get going. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. Live a life of love! Never change! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. The script was . BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. BARBARA: We are! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! /Say my name/. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. By Ben Brantley. Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! Which does not come easy. ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Act I 1. BARBARA: I was too! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Adam, wanna do the honors? ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. I can bring your daddy so much pain. A toast to my father and his all important business! CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? INT. LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! Parts. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. You! AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. April 25, 2019. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . LYDIA: Dad! BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! CHARLES: HELLO! Thank god. Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. Adam, we need a door. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! I dont know what I did. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! We want to help you! OH GOD! Lets spin the wheel. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. (a beat.) MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? Thats great! This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! Barbara, the pig! Pluslearn to throw your voice! I died with this sash. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. CHARLES: You made it big. BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. Dont you remember when we moved in? Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Oh you dont have a handbook? We used to live here. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Big beautiful brains. Im just saying its not stupid. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! Im not buying it, time to die! I'm on the bench, but coach. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. Lydia. This is gonna be great. So, I have an idea. They can never take it away! CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! I love old books. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! BEETLEJUICE: OH! But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! I asked you to send me a sign. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. Puppet show!! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! "Beetlejuice" runs through . New neighbors?! See ya suckers! BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. If you would like to give a public . ADAM: Oh yeah? Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. Hey guys? CHARLES: No, you have failed. CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! Im ready for some people to die. I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. 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