Everyone's here. Nobody does it - ooh, bit of nipple - quite as good as you. Lynn, get rid of her. I am 47 years old; my girlfriend is 33 years old. Alan Partridge: See, you did it again! Probably survive a couple of break-ins before they started to fall apart. 7. Bloody Sunday Sunday. You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! Quiz: which of these Alan Partridge-esque TV shows are actually real? Tony Hayers: There's so many opportunities for a man Alan Partridge: [interrupting] Actually, let-let-let me rephrase that. Alan Partridge: Jill. Mind if I have a go? Alan Partridge : They've rebadged it, you fool! I've, I've just bought a house. Alan Partridge: Anyway, then he, he, he puts on his underpants and his ski suit and he gets on his skis and he starts skiing. My girlfriend's 33. Tony Hayers: It's not bollocks. Despite her dedicated, efficient and often demeaning work, Alan treated Lynn with disdain and a lack of care, and paid her a paltry salary. Although tricky at first, by the time I checked out I could find the bath's biting point within three minutes. I respond in kind, dragging my fingernails across my fundament in a frenzied jerking motion. Look at me. Wretched.. Alan Partridge: Yeah, I've just been eating some mousse. Only Christians. By NME Blog. Erm, do you know you've got chocolate on your face? [Inspecting the bathroom in a house he wishes to purchase]. Amid a deluge of scandals and a flux of (better) reality dating competition shows, 'The Bachelor' has lost its way. Michael: Right. ", 16. Train for Lowestoft is on platform four, er, it leaves in five minutes, so, er, better learn to jog again quickly. (commenting on random clips of football/soccer matches in a build up to the upcoming 1994 FIFA World Cup): Shit! Glanalangalangalangalangalang! She and Coogan both in character improvise their chat about the series, not so much providing behind-the-scenes insight (though a second commentary track with Coogan and Armando Iannucci provides genuine factoids), as ad libbing tidbits of Partridge gold. Do it in a pub car park. 16. ", 6. Alan Partridge Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. This spooks Alan and he eventually forces her to just tell him that he's getting a second series. I've just lost a pint of blood. On rejection: "Actually the best thing I did, was to get thrown out by my wife. . Look at that: not even listening. small-talk. [to show what he means, he tuts and rolls his eyes], [Martin does the tutting and eye-rolling thing himself]. 21. ago. Alan Partridge: Sorry, Michael, that was just a noise. The beginning of 'Alpha Papa' finds The Partridge in sweet motion at the wheel. And here are some of his most salient thoughts on cars 'Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa' is out on DVD and Blu-ray from Monday 2 December. Alan Partridge : I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Alan Partridge: We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies, and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. Alan Partridge: That's about right. Alan Partridge: [Stepping into the lift] Well, there you go. You will miss it. Alan Partridge: You work in a petrol station Michael. Yeah. This is der Autobahn! Alan Partridge: Well, I'll live with that. There is an awkward pause] Sorry, bit of a joke there. Alan looks behind him and speaks to someone in the distance, out of shot]. 8. Gladiators Jet to host a Millennium Barn Dance at Yeovil Airfield. Correctly watched. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going.". Felicity Montagu is coming back to play the tormented character. Great joke between Partridge and his friend Dan. Superb. Who is French for water. tv shows I can read you like a book. 2023. 3. Here are some of the finest Partridge words of wisdom: On his drinking habits: "All. But I suppose shes a bit like Burt Reynolds. Alan Partridge: Hm. . covid pandemic Lynn Benfield [a pause as Alan looks at the estate agent]. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" You are sacked, I'm sacking you. Peter Linehan: Has he given you another series? Well, her older brother. Lynn Anne BenfieldwasAlan Partridge's personal assistant. You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!". Estate Agent: Sure, sure! I cant put it back on. You make pigs smoke. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Lynn's in-character response is that the ratings for his show started badly and got worse. She was a staunch Christian of the Baptist denomination and takes the Bible and its teachings very seriously. Alan Partridge: 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. This is for you, Tom.' The show follows Partridge as he lives in a roadside hotel, presents a graveyard slot on Norwich local radio, and desperately pitches ideas for new television shows. But, yeah, I used to dream that one day I'd drive a brand-new Range Rover towing a speed boat. But theres no affection, maintains Alan. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Not unless it had been stunned. In fact, it's happened, it's over, it's already happened, you are a sacked man. Alan Partridge: You could, couldn't you, yes. You suffer from whiplash in underage women . He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' An interesting take on an otherwise iconic song. In many ways, Lynn is the unsung hero of the Partridge saga. Credit: Audible. Art criticism was clearly not Partridges calling. A detective series based in Norwich called "Swallow". You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Actor Especially no Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb, which actually improves with every read. Alan Partridge: Calm down, Lynn! 28. You know, we intersperse it with their favourite pop songs, make it light-hearted, you know, give them a platform, you've got to keep the energy up, because [Tony shakes his head, horrified] You don't like it? Either that or their fingerprints, eh? You're sacked. [Alan is being shown around a new house] Estate Agent: Living room. Like little tears, little wax tears dripping from your ears because they're sad. Lynn Benfield: But you do have to make substantial savings. He's, he's necking with her. Urrgh. Alan Partridge: Lynn, message from Alan. Do you deny that? I realised I had nothing to worry about. 1 Mar. Partridge described her as being like a "mouse" (from her behaviour) and a "badger" (from her appearance). He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Web. 126. Da, da, da - and now a really big bounce right over and I land on my feet. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine! So, er, thanks. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. It's not hardcore super-sex. Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. Enjoy it. Before that he was Deputy Editor of Mashable UK in London. I'm very well, thank you, how are you? Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. [They both talk together]. It's seven pounds six. Alan Partridge: Oh, I like this. He also thinks Wings was Paul McCartneys best band. This book is a top business aid. Alan Partridge is never short of a quip or a quote for any situation, and he has loads of love and dating advice for this Valentine's Day. Clearly likeable and easy to get along with especially with her boss absent Lynn provides a much-needed counterbalance. Off to London, no doubt. All I got there was "broken homes". The ratings were a ninth of what we could have expected, they started badly, they got worse Alan Partridge: [mimicking him] They started badly, they got worse Oh, oh, your programs, your programs Tony Hayers: Now, you're making a fool of yourself. Alan Partridge: Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro. Bookmark. george harrison Y'know, vandals, y'know? Alan Partridge: Smell my cheese, you mother! Love is in the air! Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. No, it's alright, I was just portraying a madman. Lynn Benfield: Well, Alan, if you want a Rover 200 you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions. Fly over one of those boring families going on a cycling vacation. Alan Partridge: [while having sex] Do you mind if I talk? It was very crowded; I found myself in a last minute rush for the only seat remaining next to a tall, handsome man with long hair, it was the seventies; Buckaroo! 1 Mar. [He turns to another page] OK, right. debut album 12. Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. [Alan shrugs wordlessly. But I peck, overall a very good effort, seven against ten. Y'know, makes yeh wonder what it's all aboot. Alan Partridge: Keep the penny, you've got a gun. Tony Hayers: If you don't do it, Sky will. Classic Conversation to Lynn about Dan "Dan's a fantastic man . Alan Partridge: Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. No one had heard of Oxford before Inspector Morse. I am standing by a graveside, the wind whistling through my hair like a wind whistle. Go on. She makes subtle jokes at his expense, and rolls her eyes behind his back, a sounding board for his idiocy. Which ironically is like a large petrol station. Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. . Partridges sexy speech leaves a lot to the imagination. Hit your targets or you'll be fired. She's living with a fitness instructor. But what is the burning issue? Imagine ITV is a housing estate. I was trying to pay you a compliment, unless I've grossly misread the situation. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! You know what this room says to me? Some of the most unhappy times of my life have been with my children. Peter Baxendale Thomas: What do you mean by that? If you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say 'My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. You are someone who has a proven track record for making mostly bad television programs. By signing up to the Mashable newsletter you agree to receive electronic communications She may have only been setting up meetings with the bigwigs at Dantes of Reading, or negotiating free tow-bars from Monza, but without those little things, Alans already pathetic life would become unbearably tragic. You feed beef burgers to swans. It's embarrassing. Your programmes were appalling. Scare a donkey to fall into a river. As I'm sure, er, as I'm sure you are, sir. Two radio and four television series have presented this spoof television and radio presenter through his career - as well as several TV and radio specials, two books, a web series, plus appearances on BBC's Comic Relief and a feature length film Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa. If I squeeze it, a squirt of melted Bramley apple will shoot out. 1 on Billboard 200 Billboard. 24. Maybe you're here tonight with a wife or an old flame. A tough guy! In Series 1, Lynnsrepeated attempts to sabotage Alans evening with Jill are apparent, and her reasons for her loyalty in the face of so little money her salary eventually rises to 9,500 could easily be based in romance. Michael: Aye. 36. r/AlanPartridge. And then, then he goes over a cliff and he's falling and you think, oh God, James Bond's going to die! Enjoy it. Alan Partridge: If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother. Partridge gives an optimistic assumption of life on the Titanic before the disaster. Yes. Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. The kids came up to me and said, Daddy, Daddy! Share on Facebook (opens in a new window), Share on Flipboard (opens in a new window). Lynn: Good. Partridge was not impressed after learning that his James Bond videotapes had been recorded with episodes of Strongest man in the world competetion. Here are 17 of his best quips, which you may or may not want to use in real life. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. . That is the icing on the cake. Each Alan Partridge quote is unlike anything you have ever read before. Alan Partridge just doesn't die. rock roll she is 14 years younger than me. It's all right. Michael: Aye. Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony? Bits come out my shoe. But this isn't BritainThis is der Autobahn! Is that it? All wrapped up in a pretty little bow. And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. Alan Partridge: Why are you wearing that snazzy cardigan? No, seriously, run. Lynn cared for her critically ill mother, having to change her sheets every day, until she died in 1997. I wanted to see Roger Moore take on Fiona Fullerton. No one had heard of Oxford before Inspector Morse. Were not sure this station actually exists, but we can definitely say Partridge hates the UK capital. Jesus. You promised that this show would be hot and now you're chatting to three senior citizens." Will this show on my invoice?. Personal assistant I think I should say The best of the Beatles. Ill be honest, I died against it. 11. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. I am Roger Moore. I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the pinnacle of his Blue Peter career. I crouch down and, unsure of how much to put in (why dont they just tell you? Both valid. Alan Partridge: [about to have sex] Let battle commence. For the time being, they are brothers. But Lynns affection towards Alan is often commented on by fans, even in the face of her bosss apparent disdain and total lack of care. Alan Partridge: I prefer to go alone. [he raises his hands like a monster in an old horror film], [she shrieks and laughs. You can use this Alan Partridge quote in a situation where a lover professes their love to you, but you do not feel the same way I'm going to hump you, like Deputy Dawg would hump you. 1 mo. "Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.". Alan Partridge: I like the, uh, I like those earrings. Two chocolate mousses. Web. Still, good news about the chocolate oranges. Alan Partridge: Er, no, just: second series in the bag, you're all on board, details to follow and, um and who left this coffee cup here? Stop getting Bond wrong! But what about drugs and sex? Enjoy it. Stop! Its like being inside a huge Foxs Glacier Mint, which, again, is a bonus to me. Hello, Tony. Alan Partridge: That? Never, never criticise Muslims. LONDON -- Whether you've been married for years or are eternally single, you can rely on Alan Partridge to dish out some sage advice on the subjects of love, sex and relationships. They look around and say, Were teaming up, this could be our mansion. Aqua. So, on her 30th birthday (the Lord knows how old the partridge is supposed to be), here are 30 of the best quotes and moments from North Norfolks favorite export. Here are some tips and tricks to help you find the answer to 'Wordle' #620. Tony Hayers: Why would I want to do that? Thanks for signing up. Alan Partridge: Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. As far as I'm concerned, Neil Diamond will always be King of the Jews. Alan Partridge: It's good this, isn't it? You like to stick to your own. It would burst wouldn't it? Welcome back. Alan Partridge: Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. Partridge, despite being a radio DJ, does not have the extensive musical knowledge that you would expect from someone in this profession. Jill smiles at him], [Alan is on a date with Jill at an owl sanctuary]. It's soup you can eat - that's not so liquid. Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat a whole Toblerone. Relive an anecdote about a hectic train journey. Now, Alison, you are a lady, I don't want this to be unpleasant Alan Partridge: Yeah, you're a rotten sh*t too, get your coat! This comment was his answer to the question of what is his favorite Beatles album. People may associate it with me. (Not the catchphrase just a thought. Another reason why Lynn is such a memorable character is Montagus performance. Jill: "I don't recall saying that." The noise fizzled out of my back passage like a child calling for help. What a great song. Be the first to learn about new releases! Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city center? But, er, that's not going to happen. Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. [He shuts the door. 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. That child was me., My heart is, in the wise words of Billy Ray Cyrus, achy breaky., A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. Jason: [putting a party hat on Alan's head] Wahey! Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! Which is more than could be said for me, for I was an only child. That's all I wanted to know. Partridge tries to give his Ukrainian girlfriend Sonja some advice on how to make a full English breakfast. You're not ordinary, you're French! In tennis, if you win a rally, you get 15 points for the first or second rallies youve won in that game, or 10 for the third, with an indeterminate amount assigned to the fourth rally other than the knowledge that the game is won, providing one player is two 10-point (or 15-point) segments clear of his opponent. Alan: "Oh come on." Jill: "Yeah, alright then." 7. Bad Credit Loans: How To Avoid Scams Online? But she also likes doing a good job: I think in her car outside she does a 'yes!' whenever. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Dan is a fantastic man! Join. Alan Partridge: [Opening a file] Right, OK. Shoestring, Taggart, Spender, Bergerac, Morse. We're NME and we're here to bring you a tasty selection box containing some of the best quotes from Alan Partridge 's brand new, Audible exclusive, debut podcast, From . I mean, this will put Norwich on the map. Ugh. Baby, you're the best. Lynn.Lynn: No, I didn't.Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. OK, uh small-talk. Blow 'im to bits. Also, I'll be asking: Which is the worst monger? Before that, he was Deputy Editor at NME.COM, overseeing content and development on the London-based music and entertainment site. Alan Partridge: If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken. In a list drawn up by the British Film Institute in 2000, voted by industry professionals, I'm Alan Partridge was named the 38th best British television series of all time. Alan Partridge: Oh God, no, no, I'm old enough to be her father! Let battle commence The above quote was used as he was speaking to Sonja just as they were about to sleep together. Even more exciting, it has now been confirmed that Alans loyal yet long-suffering PA Lynn Benfield will also be returning for the new chat spoof. But if you told me 25 years ago that I would be talking about rigid inflatable hulls with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you. Estate Agent: Could swing a tiger in here, really! They say it will help people in * wheelchairs *. Alan Partridge: Um. Lynn Benfield: But if you do, you can keep Pear Tree Productions going with a skeleton staff of two, and Alan Partridge: There's no point finishing the sentence, Lynn, because I am not driving a Mini-Metro. You're joking! So that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records. Alan Partridge: That's about right. I sat on the edge of the bath, sobbing and eating a pork pie until the pie was gone - at which point I felt a heck of a lot better. Blood dribbles down. 22. It was Joni Mitchells Big Yellow Taxi, a song in which Joni complains about paving heaven to set up a parking lot, a measure that would have actually reduced traffic jams on the outskirts of the city. But a happy one. And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames. Picture that for a second - a blob of tofu the size and shape of a brain. Alan Partridge: You know what this room says to me? And then yeah, you can stop doing that now. No, if it was you could add a zero to that. 20052023 Mashable, Inc., a Ziff Davis company. Er, not like those massive Stephen King books, which should be on wheels, shouldn't they? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? I'll call you back. The worst thing I'd ever done was kick a pig - School trip to Heston Farm, 1964, I maintain it was self-defence., Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell., Sport, on the other hand, is straightforward. Michael: [serving them their desserts] Here you go. Its a delicious relief but I know its merely stoking the irritation. With one hand braced against the wall, Im now grabbing and clawing at the angry aperture, slashing and scraping in a bid to ease the sensation. The series was nominated for three BAFTAs (winning two), two British Comedy Awards (winning both), and a Royal Television Society award. Quotes.net. Alan Partridge: A massacre? Alan Partridge: No. That's terrible. A-ha! Friedrich Schiller CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Striker! 25 of the most 'textbook' Alan Partridge quotes. His face is still covered in mousse]. What a beautiful song. From his doomed marriage to Carol via flings with Sonja and Jill - and the resolutely platonic relationship with PA Lynn - Partridge has seen it all before. Idiot. Partridges constant acting as if he doesnt need her are a sign of his insecurities, not Lynns worthlessness. The man was a perfect gentleman. Well, there ruddy well should be. At a sparsely attended funeral, his casket has been blessed and lowered into the ground. Alan Partridge: Uh, uh "A Partridge Amongst The Pigeons". I'm Alan Partridge is a 1997 BBC situation comedy starring Steve Coogan and written by Coogan, Peter Baynham and Armando Iannucci. Partridge cautions viewers against the freegan lifestyle. ", 14. Alan Partridge: Fire, fire, the fayre's on fire! Alan Partridge: Yeah, it's vulcanised rubber, which means it won't perish. The pace of the Mgane is too quiet to be qualified as fast. Occupation A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Lynn Benfield: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?Alan Partridge: The good news.Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow.Alan Partridge: Excellent. ", 7. Partridge has a rather callous misunderstanding of a famous U2 song that is not about the misery of a Sunday but about a massacre that happened in Belfast in 1972. Unforgotten can survive without Nicola Walker, Daisy Jones and The Six isn't as cool as it thinks but at least the music is good, In The Mandalorian season 3, Pedro Pascal is still thrilling and Grogu is still adorable, Quinta Brunson's brilliant Abbott Elementary lives up to the hype, On TV tonight, a new take on cult 1966 spaghetti Western Django, Sanjeev Bhaskar on the return of Unforgotten, Do not sell or share my personal information. And its a great thing too. Yes, bacon ten out of ten, button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap, uh, minor criticism, more distance between eggs and beans. ), I push up my jacket sleeves and use both arms to sweep an enormous mound of earth from behind me and into the hole like a couple of arm bulldozers. Norwich's favourite son Alan Partridge returns to our screens tonight presenting a new chat show spoofing the likes of The One Show. 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