Because I had an ounce of marijuana. Jamaica Kincaid was born Elaine Potter Richardson on Antigua in 1949. Its very disconcerting to be in the basement of a night club at ten oclock in the morning reading poetry on a stage with a spotlight on you and no one there. Thats what Id like to do. Fran Lebowitz: I Cover the Waterfront. And it turns out that the Bush family, like most families, has no smart ones. LEBOWITZ: Money. You published Metropolitan Life in installments in Interview. I reviewed lots of movies that never opened in New York, only in drive-ins. I saw the only job that was worse than writing. But they didnt have any long-term plan in mind. CLEMENTE: Did you talk with the clients of your cab? An opinion piece by the one and only Debbie "Blondie" Harry, right in time for Valentine's Day! No effect? Fran Lebowitz: I Cover the Waterfront. Lebowitz: I guess after about six months I started getting caught constantly. Florinda Donner and Carlos Castenada were both accused of fabricating their encounters with Indigenous healers. Fran describes Ralph Lauren's copying, and eventual embodiment, of Brooks Brothers WASP style. I wanted to know what a vodka for women meant. But this idea that people cannot kill each other? CLEMENTE: There was a brilliant article by Rgis Debrayhe was a guerrilla guy with Che Guevarasaying that, since the election of the American president has an effect on the life of every citizen of the planet, all citizens of the planet should vote. If you don't know Fran Lebowitz, you'll get to know her very well in Pretend It's a City, the new 7-episode docuseries directed by her longtime friend, Martin Scorsese.Lebowitz has been . I would personally just like to vet each person. At that time colleges had these hotlines, and you could call up and say, My friend just ate 14 pounds of acid, and some graduate student would drive over in his little Chevy and rescue you. The good thing about being in someone elses apartment is its so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out. Lebowitz will appear on stage for four performances only . And I even have the Richie Rich home game. Theres a huge gap in what people know, and theres no context for it anymore. But, of course, Ive always been old at heart. The study where she writes is a sunroom surrounded on three sides by windows. Once I wrote a column for Interview called Send This Girl to Camp where I set myself up as some sort of fresh-air-fund child and announced that I wanted to go to camp: I invented a camp called Camp Sensibility and asked people for contributions to send me there. I ended up smoking Lucky Strikes, just because I liked the way it looked, the gesture. High Times: What jobs have you had besides writing? I could have written a trilogy in 11 hours. But I did actually graduate from high school, because I took the New Jersey High School Equivalency Test. There are a lot of funny people around, and a lot of writers too, but somehow the combination of great humor and great writing has become an exceedingly rare commodity in the modern world. The Modern Farmer came on before Sunrise Semester, and it was about farming. I rolled my own cigarettes. You might say that was the influence of my mother. My fathermy stepfatherhad gotten ill, and my parents had three boy children. Initially, she covered "Best of the Worst Movies," but later changed the name of her column to "I Cover the . And its not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait. For instance, I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. Id like to be the admissions director of New York. You see a young girl wearing a headscarf, and standing next to her is a Hasid. Lebowitz: I was 19 at the time, so I thought it was entertaining. Who hasnt typed for me in a long time? I could probably get a secretary for what I spend getting my friends to type for me. What youre supposed to have is, say, all Henry Jamess novels and the letters, which is more elegant. One of the other ones was a Manson-type film, a hippie death cult. I like Richie Rich comic books. The day my grounding was up and I was going to be allowed to go out on Saturday I got the flu and was sick for two weeks. Speaking to celebrated New Yorker Fran Lebowitz over the phone is an experience as hilarious and eye-opening as one would imagine it to be. This will come as no surprise to anyone who is even vaguely familiar with her work, which, in the past four decades, has largely consisted of being Fran Lebowitz: a strong-willed, grumpy,. LEBOWITZ: No. I had this aunt who had a book called The Night Visiters. Im a great relative. I didnt have any adventures. Lebowitz: I had a parakeet when I was four called Polka Dotty, and I killed Polka Dotty by eating its food. I was a chauffeur for Johnny and Edgar Winter. I dont know howbecause when I was young, boys didnt type. But a lot of people didnt like that piece and were angry at me. I remember the darkness of being sent awaysheer misery of a kind that I didnt know existed. The film, a mix of interviews and clips of Lebowitz, is . I always liked people who are older. So I evolved the theory that horses are hands. The duo were discussing their childhoods, saying as children they were never able to partake in "adult" conversations unless they were . I didnt know that there was anything about me that had a name, that could be diagnosed. "Pretend it's a citywhere there are other people ," she pleads. It was like watching children at a birthday party. Monday June 7 2021. She thought it might be broadening to be banned from fashion shows and book-launching parties as well, and came up with a new name for her new, improved column, I Cover the Waterfront ." LEBOWITZ: Im following it, but in a way, I also feel the way I feel about the Kardashians: I feel like its following me. I wasnt glamorous and rebellious. To celebrate, we're republishing Glenn O'Brien's interview with the living legend from the August, 1978 print edition of High Times. I said, How could I help you choreograph a ballet? Most families are a bunch of unattractive dopes. On the other hand, in the last few weeks, a couple of times I had dinner with people where I was the only American at the table, and I was yelled at for Donald Trump, like he was my fault. For two reasons: First of all, I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car? The other is that horses are hands. If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am. Lebowitz spent the pandemic alone, at her own insistence, having turned down offers to lock down with wealthy friends at their Hamptons homes . Paper, you can feel it. Like, in World War I, a whole generation of Englishmen died all at once. High Times: If someone offered you an hour TV special that you could do anything with, what would you do? They have a fresh approach. Well, huge myths grew up around the matron at my school. Lucy stops sending her salary home, and I did stop sending mine. But now, as Ive grown up, all my friends have developed much more mature writing habits. CLEMENTE: You didnt have a kitchen, but I doubt that you cook. I like Rock Scene, Jet, Bronze Thrills, Interview, Italian Baby Vogue, Used Planes. Interview was then a film magazine, and it reviewed almost every film that was released. A.I.P. LEBOWITZ: This has happened to me my whole life. If you can say 'I'll have that and a cup of coffee,' it's not art." 6. So I went to his studio several times while he was making the ballet. And then they would get it, and I would get these polite little letters back rejecting it. Im a horrible girlfriend. Once a girl was sitting on the window ledge smoking a cigarette and the matron walked in and the girl jumped out the window. The only shows I remember when I was a little kid are Miss Francess Ding Dong School, which I watched because everyone made fun of me because my name was Frances. But what I cant be is monogamous. No one I knew talked about money. Had COVID-19 not been the new reality, we probably would have met at some vintage New York landmark, like The Players Club or McSorley's Old Ale House. There was one 75-year-old woman who was a torch singer; she had varicose veins, and shed get up on this stool and sing Marlene Dietrich songs, also at ten in the morning. FRAN LEBOWITZ: The blood pressure or the air pressure? Nearby are a vegetable garden caged against wildlife and a cottage in which lives Trevor, her bearded young assistant. The 70-year-old . And, first of . Because someone once told me that horses legs are actually like fingers and that their hooves are actually fingernails. You sit or stand in the subway, and you look aroundI do, because I dont have a phone so Im not playing a gameand you see people. A childrens book, Annie, Gwen, Lilly, Pam and Tulip, came out in 1986. Now I hate the smell of pot. I never had any skilled jobs because I never had any skills. I think Brigid Polk did that once. I couldnt imagine knowing someone who was that funny. Then to Merits. AIDS completely changed American culture. CLEMENTE: No, I can sleep. Full-time Im watching daytime TV., The following interview took place one afternoon in an apartment overlooking the East River. Ive never had a job I liked. I get tired, but fear keeps me awake. Im great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. Fran Lebowitz, ca. CLEMENTE: One of my favorite quotes of yours is when you said that youve never been in a relationship for longer than six months, because you didnt want to switch from boredom to contempt. Why did your family send you to America? He said theyd fix it. I Cover the Waterfront is a 1933 American Pre-Code romantic drama film directed by James Cruze and starring Ben Lyon, Claudette Colbert, Ernest Torrence, and Hobart Cavanaugh.. Based on the book, by Max Miller, a reporter for the San Diego Sun, the film is about a reporter who investigates a waterfront smuggling operation, and becomes romantically involved with the daughter of the man he is . Lebowitz: I was unceremoniously expelled from prep school in my senior year for no apparent reason. It was charity really. No one else remembers things from this whole period, but I wasnt high. People say, Well, what would you do with Times Square? And I always think, Gee, I dont know. The rest of them were mostly folksingers and blues musicians and other horrible poets. Now, even if you have money, you can have a horrible apartment. Talking is not writing. I still have the clothes I bought at Bonwit Teller. LEBOWITZ: Here are my qualifications: I am a New Yorker. This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. I often think of the time before my brothers were bornand this might sound very childish, but I dont careas this paradise of my mother and me always being together. Lebowitz: To be glamorous. It was kind of adolescent-petulantsulking, rebellious. I thought they owned the roads; I always used to tell my parents I wanted to be a toll taker, and they couldnt imagine why. And soon she had a book offer from a fan in publishing. "That is ridiculous as an amount of money. I was really young. Anna Rahmanan. They thought I had taken acid, and I couldnt convince them it was marijuana. Even ones that preceded me. Once I got the contract for Metropolitan Life, I started writing longer things, because the editor said, You cant write these little, tiny things. I have the exact opposite problem of every writer Ive ever met: Every writer Ive ever met writes things that are too long, and they have to edit them down. I cant remember the last funny thing I ever said. I just talked too much. Everybody else was. Not just New York. They thought I made them up. One of them was my columns. LEBOWITZ: Yes, the night before. As boring as reading it. I saw a lot of movies that were never released because people knew of my interest in that sort of movie, so I often went to distributors screenings and sat with 12 men with cigars. But John Springer banned me from his screenings. 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