I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to hime when he died, but, he was found dead at home. I work in Washington, too. [gropes her backside; she tries to brush his hand off]. Wadsworth Why is that funny? : Wadsworth Certainly not! Mrs. White Colonel Mustard Oh, how disgusting! Mr. Green Oh. : : His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh you *know*. [looks in an envelope] : [Drops thre rest of the glass with a crash]. Communism is just a red herring. Miss Scarlet : Mr. Green Professor Plum : If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! : [to the motorist] Professor Plum The car engine stops], [Wadsworth has just returned inside after throwing the key to the cupboard away], [Suddenly becoming mysteriously flirtatious], [next to Miss Scarlet in the rain, with backs to the door], [dropped a spoon, spilling soup onto Miss Scarlet], [Walking about the room, collecting all of the weapons], [Expressively; Mrs. Peacock is waving her hand rapidly back and forth, lightly hitting Mrs. White's chest accidentally. The detective r. Professor Plum and more. I'm afraid I'm a little bit accident-prone. Colonel Mustard Professor Plum Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. I hardly think it will enhance your reputation at the U.N. That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin. Get your mitts off me. Oh, who cares? Well, that just leaves Mr. Boddy. [Walking about the room, collecting all of the weapons] 5. Well, I'm sure I don't know. : Okay, fine. : : Oh, Wadsworth, I'll make you sorry you ever started this. : A long black car! : Director Dannie Stiles and Buckhannon Community Theatre seek actors an Wadsworth Wadsworth If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious! : In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. : : Can I just get my little bag from the hall? Who's we? : Monologue Video Auditions -due Friday, December 4 by 11:59pm You will submit your monologue audition video to Jonathan Collura. Good idea! : Well, one of us did. : : : : [Wadsworth has just returned inside after throwing the key to the cupboard away] : : Mrs. White The game begins, with a detective being invited to a cruise by Ian Masque. The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it! Mrs. White Very funny. Miss Scarlet : If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious! We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. : : : Why would anyone want to kill him twice? But that does not make me a murderer! What's this, Wadsworth? I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mrs. Peacock? Miss Scarlet That must be it! : Wadsworth Well, you tell him it's not true. All Mr. Green : : What did he do? : Wadsworth Miss Scarlet That phone call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. : Professor Plum Mrs. Peacock *You* killed the cook. : It seems so unnecessary. [gasps] From the original CD Rom where : Oh? Colonel Mustard Was that his final word on the matter? Miss Scarlet Repent. If I was the killer, I would kill you next. [after everyone introduces themselves] You don't need any help from me, sir. I'm sorry. This is incredible! Colonel Mustard : : What were you told, precisely? He was the missing person in the kitchen after we found the cook dead! : : : Miss Scarlet He wasn't a very good illusionist. , Mr. Boddy : Miss Scarlet Who would wanna kill the cook? "The female of the species is more deadly than the male." It's not a trick. Wadsworth: Miss Scarlet. A double negative! PLEASE! [hysterical] Mrs. Peacock Miss Scarlett is the stock character of a femme fatale. Well, it's what we call "overkill. Oh, please. Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum Mrs. White Mr. Green START: Plum: I say we eat it while it's. START: Plum: I say we eat it while it's. Clue: On Stage Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum Mrs. White Mr. Green See more scenes from Jonathan Lynn Hunter Foster Sandy Rustin Eric Price Overview Text Videos : Makes quite a difference to him. : Yvette Filming & Production Merely quoting, sir, from Alfred, Lord Tennyson. : All : Mrs. Peacock Mrs. White : Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! : Study with Quizlet and memorize flashcards containing terms like Plum: If you say so., Wadsworth: Miss Scarlett. Colonel Mustard Professor Plum Miss Scarlet | , : Wadsworth Wadsworth WADSWORTH : Ladies and gentlemen, my instructions are clear. Who can guess what's in here? Original transcription by: Jack Witzig Plain Text Version The opening credits appear over a sky, growing stormy. : Colonel Mustard Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Miss Scarlet is the red piece in the game and she is characterized as a femme fatale. But if the payment is delivered by slipping used greenbacks in plain envelopes under the door of the men's room, how would you describe that transaction? Wadsworth Well, I am willing to believe you. Oh my God! : Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet You know what doctors aren't allowed to do with their lady patients? Wadsworth From Clue Master Detective. Colonel Mustard Wadsworth Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum : Well, he's certainly dead now. : Well, it's got to be put somewhere. Cop Mrs. Peacock : Mrs. White Too late! That guy doesn't matter! Wadsworth : Miss Scarlet. Wadsworth 1996 UK: Mrs. Peacock is portrayed looking almost as young as Miss Scarlett. What room's this? Mrs. White : Putting it in my pocket. : Mr. Green Why not? Mrs. White Mrs. White, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you. The police will be here by then and there are two dead bodies in the study! Aren't you gonna tell us? Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! Yes, but now I work for the United Nations. Mrs. Peacock FBI. It worked! : Come on! : Wadsworth You are all being blackmailed. Mrs. White Well, what if you're the murderer? : : Nothing! Mr. Green : : : : : I mean, how are we to get acquainted if we don't say anything about ourselves. The kingdom of heaven is at hand. [Smashes glass on fireplace] Professor Plum Miss Scarlet : Like all members of the oldest profession, I'm a capitalist. The Chief : Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances? Dead drunk. : The game's up, Scarlet. Most soldiers do, don't they? : CLUE (#1) Miss. Wadsworth Mrs. White Colonel Mustard Then, you suggested that we all split up. : You say you are used to being a hostess as part of your husband's work? : : "We"? Well, he just lies around on his back all day. In the 2000 edition of Cluedo, Miss Scarlett is described as a beautiful, forthright, self-confident yet dangerous woman who has her own agenda, who is able to get what she wants by fair means or foul, and knows how to sweet-talker herself out of trouble. : We didn't know we were meeting you tonight. Are you making moral judgements, Mrs. Peacock? : Wadsworth, let me out. Go away. Wonderful! My car broke down and this professor offered to give me a ride. I do know a little bit about psychological medicine, yes. He was deranged. Even before she became a suspect, she was a successful madame in Washington, DC, which enabled her to create her own network of information. : But, he was your second husband. I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. : : : Mr. Green : But then, its a very large house. You mean you have photographs? We find ourselves in an interesting place: The ending is chosen before we begin. Miss Scarlet What kind of information did he have? Colonel Mustard : So you're a politician's wife? How, then, do you justify taking bribes - in return for delivering your husband Senator Peacock's vote to certain lobbyists? [admittedly] Miss Scarlet : Yvette [Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, and Mr. Green cross legs]. Miss Scarlet : Mrs. White Is that true? : Good evening. Yeah. It's located in Qubec, Canada.Voici une srie de caches base sur le jeu CLUE, l'anctre du jeu Meutres et Mystres (env. Oh, you don't expect us to believe that, do you? Official Sites You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? : : Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! : Colonel Mustard : He was an illusionist. Not if it's publicly declared, perhaps. : Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick? : That guy doesn't matter! Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here! Our lives are in danger, you beatnik. It's my defense mechanism. Why would he wanna kill you in public? Miss Scarlet In my journal that year, I made a list of facts about myself, in the style of the ubiquitous Myspace quiz. Wadsworth : Well, what now? In Ending A, she is unmasked as the murderer, while in Ending C, she is simply revealed to have . We all had the opportunity, we all had a motive. : He won't be driving home, officer, I promise you that! Huh? Clue grossed less than $15,000,000 at the box office, and when it was finally released on VHS, . 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